The Shower Files #2

Since I´ve already admitted to holding conversations in my head, I risk little in telling about how I talk to inanimate objects.  Every time I go to take a shower in this slightly underdeveloped part of the world, I look at the shower head and say, ¨Look, I know your going to be cold, and I know your going to pierce my skin with an icy shock.  So let´s just get this over with so I can be clean again.¨
 
Thus is the process of a Mexican shower.