The Induction of SILK's Newest Member

SILK or Sisters In Love with Kahlig proudly authorized the official initiation of Maria Elise. Apparently, you have to actually MARRY Bryan Kahlig to become a member of this extremely exclusive fan club. Former president Marie Cassandra watched with bitter hatred, I mean, emotional admiration as Maria strutted white down the catwalk of love. Sorry Marie...you're one "a" short of the woman of his dreams...and you have an extra "e"... but if you replaced the "e" with an "a", changed the "M" to a "J", the "ar" to an "ennif", and simply add an "r"...well, then you're married to Brad Pitt, hottest man in the universe.

Congratulations Maria, the envy of every SILK member and lay member. Congratulations Bryan, for marrying a beautiful, strong woman. God bless Maria and Bryan and their precious union. May they have lots of babies. Which brings me to an interesting question...if we can't have Bryan, would Bryan's children be too young to date? Hmmmm....

Oh, and Tommy, you forgot to ask...512-799-6374 CALL ME!!!